When you date a man who writes he may look a slovenly mess, torn cloths, bedraggled hair and blood stained eyes. But look closely, can you see your reflection in his eyes? Because when you date a man who writes in front of him stands a woman draped in the finest spider web silken dress, a thousand diamonds intricately woven in as if the Milky Way has found its home and every one of your curves and lines accentuated, tucked and highlighted until you radiate sensuality. In his eyes there is no mere woman in his presence but a supreme divinity capable of raising jealous envy from Aphrodite herself. Be warned for when you date a man who writes you can lose yourself in those eyes.
When you date a man who writes there is no story which can not be retold. The coffee spilled on your blouse a rescue by pixies from horrible fates had your path continued unchecked. The flat tire your chance to meet a real knight in shining armor on his way to battle dragons? Yes his armor was in the trunk, it’s hard to remove grease stains from armor. Of course you lost your job, did you not see the morning star blink as the sun crested the horizon, a heavenly signal tolling, your fate has been aligned if only you dare to dream. Be warned for when you date a man who writes no day will ever be ordinary again.
When you date a man who writes you will lose him from time to time. He may be sitting in his chair pen in hand but he is lost in a maze of his own creation. Do not fret for he will return and when he does the tales he tells will have you riveted to the floor. Romance so deep your heart will melt, adventure so thrilling your hands will shake, erotica so arousing crimson will be your new blush and mystery so intricate Sherlock would be lost. When your man who writes returns watch his chest burst with pride as he tells you of his latest world, for his worlds are his children, each and every one. Be warned for when you date a man who writes you must help raise his children, his creations.
When you date a man who writes every person in the world becomes a being of wonder. The curvaceous lady at the library secretly works for the KGB and is deadly with both knives and guns. The nerdy teenager waiting for the bus dances every night and women from far and wide swoon at his feet waiting for him to ask them to dance. The old man playing chess once saved the world from alien invasion in the 50’s but has now retired. No one is safe from his gaze and deep intricate pasts are created in the seconds taken to walk by. When you date a man who writes you will notice how uncannily accurate he is with his meanderings, this man can see the spark that makes every person unique and he has a story for each and every one. Be warned for when you date a man who writes every hero needs a villain and you may never look at your baby nephew the same way again.
When you date a man who dances things around the house will break and fall apart. But he is not an inept man for where others build shelves he builds worlds. To a man who writes everything is connected, he can save the world with a banana or destroy it with a flamingo. Cosmic connectedness is nothing to this man who writes, where the cosmos must work within a single universe the man who writes has no such limits. He will hear a song on the radio and know when he greets you that you will be happy too. When you kiss the lingering melody departing his lips to yours will turn your frown around and to this man who writes this is as it should be. Be warned for when you date a man who writes he fails to comprehend the impossible and his frustration will be evident.
Most of all when you date a man who writes you can always see him for himself. His craft, his imagery and his poetry are tiny pieces of himself at his most vulnerable. No story fails to contain a piece of his soul bared naked to the world. Each and every tale his life, his experiences, his emotions written plain for all to see but cleverly disguised as a piece of fiction. He can not write a sad scene without feeling sad, he can not describe a phoenix without seeing this splendid fantasy blazing in his mind and he can not describe a romance without a memory to build from. Be warned for when you date a man who writes if you use his words against him you will sorely wound him deep in a place no man should be wounded.